Books
How to Speak Moo
“[One of the two] funniest books of the season.”
The Times
Ever wished you could speak Moo? Well, look no further: “How to Speak Moo” is an indispensable guide to the high moo and the low moo, the bumpy moo and the jiggly moo, and many more. Learn from the experts as they demonstrate their native tongue.
Baa for Beginners
“...delightfully daft”
The School Librarian
What on earth do sheep talk about all day? If you have ever wondered then this is the book for you! All the lambs are on their field trip with the teacher Mrs Ramsbottom, learning the different kinds of baa and getting into much mischief along the way!
Signed copies
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